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Tom M
Tom M
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The one thing that people

The one thing that people should do before they walk into a bar is?

Duck.

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Tom M
Tom M
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I understand that the group

I understand that the group "Smashing Pumpkins" only performs seasonally.

 

Right after pumpkin harvest.

 

 

 

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Tom M
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I understand there is a

I understand there is a tribute band called "Bleach Boys".

They specialize in playing only the lightest of the Beach Boys tunes.

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RandyC
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People frequently mistake me

People frequently mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: People

RandyC wrote:

People frequently mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Hmmmm

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Phil
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Wife: (Calling to her husband

Wife: (Calling to her husband in other room) Honey! Do you ever get these sharp shooting pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and is stabbing it?

Husband: No, why?

Wife: How about now?...

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
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Hahaha ???? 

Hahaha 

:)

:)

Oh, wow. It cracked me up to the point it disturbed the cat sitting on me.

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Tom M
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I saw this on a T shirt

I saw this on a T shirt commercial for something like Temu.

 

"If you think I'm short, you should see my Temper."

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RandyC
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Since they keep saying "don't

Since they keep saying "don't try this at home", I've decided to come over and do it at yours.

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RandyC
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If the grocery store has a

If the grocery store has a "health foods" section, then what's in the rest of the store?

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