I just found a half-frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood!
She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".
I really didn't know what I was getting into with this project. All these super high speed calculations are giving me cramps in my hand and pencils don't last long.
I really didn't know what I was getting into with this project. All these super high speed calculations are giving me cramps in my hand and pencils don't last long.
Groan!
Why don't you try a TI 52 (programmable) calculator. Then you can get calluses on the ends of your fingers....
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I just found a half-frozen
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I just found a half-frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood!
She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".
Richard
Oof!!!
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Oof!!!
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I really didn't know what I
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I really didn't know what I was getting into with this project. All these super high speed calculations are giving me cramps in my hand and pencils don't last long.
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Phil wrote: I really didn't
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Groan!
Why don't you try a TI 52 (programmable) calculator. Then you can get calluses on the ends of your fingers....
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Lol!
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Lol!
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
When does the Army Corp of
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When does the Army Corp of Engineers perform Cataract Surgery?
When they take the rocks out of Rapids.
(In honor of Cataract Surgery later today)
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If you want a good joke you
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If you want a good joke you should probably watch a standup comedian...
Slip and Fall (pratfall).
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Why do hockey players turn
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Why do hockey players turn into children's entertainers after they retire?
Because they are really good at "slap stick" action (humor).
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When can you tell a werewolf
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When can you tell a werewolf comedian tells an awful joke?
When their audience "howls"?
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What does a one trick pony
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What does a one trick pony say when you try to teach them a second trick?
Nay.
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