My sister-in-law has two daughters, one from a previous marriage and one with my brother.
One day, she took the girls, ages 3 and 1, to a church banquet. There, a woman stopped the two girls and asked the older one, “Is that your half sister?”
Her reply: “Oh, no, she's all there. She's just little.”
—CHERI EMPFIELD Kingston, TN
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Slapstick?
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Slapstick?
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Cartoon from the New
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Cartoon from the New Yorker.
Patron sitting at the Bar with their head barely over the top of their Laptop. They have headphones on.
The Bartender asks: "Do you want to run 87 tabs?"
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We have two unwritten rules
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We have two unwritten rules here:
1.
2.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: We have two
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Groan....
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My sister-in-law has two
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My sister-in-law has two daughters, one from a previous marriage and one with my brother.
One day, she took the girls, ages 3 and 1, to a church banquet. There, a woman stopped the two girls and asked the older one, “Is that your half sister?”
Her reply: “Oh, no, she's all there. She's just little.”
—CHERI EMPFIELD Kingston, TN
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Overheard at a
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Overheard at a store:
Customer: Can I ask a stupid question?
Woman: Better than anyone I know.
From Readers Digest
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I have learned 3
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I have learned 3 things.
1. There are people who count.
2. There are people who don't count.
3.
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You only have 2 rules to
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You only have 2 rules to follow:
#1 - I am always right.
#2 - If I am ever wrong, see rule #1.
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Phil wrote:You only have 2
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So "Why did the Egg go to the Bar?"
So he could get smashed.
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