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Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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That gave me a hearty laugh,

That gave me a hearty laugh, because it's so true. Thanks!

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

RandyC
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Fishing licenses are

Fishing licenses are ridiculous! How are you going to drive a fish?

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Fishing

RandyC wrote:

Fishing licenses are ridiculous! How are you going to drive a fish?

Or let a fish drive?

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Kavanagh
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You know you're old if you

You know you're old if you remember when fame was a byproduct of talent.

 

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: You know

Kavanagh wrote:

You know you're old if you remember when fame was a byproduct of talent.

 

Yes!!!

 

Or of wealth.

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Mike Hewson
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We have The Voice on the

We have The Voice on the teevee where various wannabees sing like strangled cats, alas unassisted by autotune or, as you say, talent.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
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I passed my genetic

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

 

Richard

Tom M
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Cracking up!!!

Cracking up!!!

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Tom M
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https://thenewstack.io/20-yea

https://thenewstack.io/20-years-in-the-making-gnucobol-is-ready-for-industry/

This is not any old Cobol.

It's brand gnu.

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Scrooge McDuck
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Grandma COBOL is sitting on

Grandma COBOL is sitting on her cloud, up their in heaven, smiling...

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